Welcome to the Thursty Toad Bar & Grill. While the Thursty Toad waits for our liquor license to be approved, and for the state health department to inspect our kitchen, please feel free to pull up a bar stool and enjoy a cold glass of ice water and a bowl of stale pretzels while you listen to a few of our bartender's bad bar jokes and bad bar humor, including some of the internet's best blonde humor, redneck humor, and cheesy pick up lines .
We've also just cooked up and added a heaping helping of some of the finest corny pick up lines and best funny pick up lines and even a few spicy red-hot (viewer discresion advised) EPIC FAIL! pick up lines! So if you like to laugh, and don't mind risking blowing beer out your nose, then click on through and enjoy!
You are also welcome to find out about and/or catch up on the latest on some of our bartender / proprietor's unfinished projects and finished projects. The bottom line is that if you are looking for funny, silly, crazy, good, memorable, original, unique, and/or just plain different bar jokes, then you've found the place to be. Hold on to your drink and bolt down your bar stool, and get ready to enjoy some world-class toad-certified belly laughs!
And as always, Stay Thursty, My Friends!
"Serving up some of the internet's finest bar humor and
bar jokes since 2010!"