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super funny pick up linesApparently our patrons really liked our original cheesy pick up lines page, and kept asking for more, so we've added some corny pick up lines, some funny pick up lines, and even a few really bad and stinky EPIC FAIL! Pick Up Lines to our ever expanding pick up line collection here at the Thursty Toad. After all, what's a bar without some slightly tipsy idiot, who just lost his last dollar at the pool table, stumbling across the dance floor and under the disco ball, heading over to try to improve his night by picking up the cute and hopefully single girl in the bachelor party by using a few funny pick up lines? Be warned that these funny pick up lines won't make you look like Brad Pitt, and they won't get you a hottie like Angelina Jolie, but they are funny, and they might get you a laugh, or at least a little smile... and isn't that a good first step?

So finish your beer, leave a sizable tip for the bartender, check your hair in the mirror, pop a tic tac, smile, and stagger on down the bar and see how well these funny pick up lines work.

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1. Falling for you would be the shortest trip of my life.

2. I'm not really a doctor, but I'd be happy to take a look at that for you anyway.

3. You're so damn fine, you're almost motivating me to go out and look for a job.

4. Maybe we should head back to your place since my parents are probably still awake watching the late show.

5. You sure bear an uncanny resemblance to my future wife.

6. You sure bear an uncanny resemblance to my future ex-wife.

7. I think God was just being a show off when he made you.

8. I think you must be lost. The Miss America contest is in the next room.

9. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your beauty.

10. Man, I am burning up! Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

11. I bet you if we look up the word "beautiful" in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of you there.

12. I'm sorry, did you just say something to me? [no?] Oh, well then, please do.

13. I guess I just died and don't even know it, cuz I feel like I'm standing at the doorway to heaven.

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