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Anyway, our standard disclaimer applies to these new mouth-watering, hot,
buttery, tasty corny pick up lines as well as our original cheesy pick up
lines... we don't guarantee these silly but romantic, corny pick up lines
will work, and you may even
end up getting a drink tossed in your face, but at least these pickup lines
should make you laugh, and maybe you just might get a hint of a smile from
that hottie at the other end of the bar... well, at least you can dream, and
you can also always try. Good luck! * * corny pickup lines! * * 1. Hey, where are you hiding your halo and your wings? 2. Can I borrow your cell phone for a moment? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams. 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should I walk by you again? 4. Can I get your name and picture so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas? 5. My friends call me Steve, but you can call me Anytime! 6. I think I just found my New Year's resolution. 7. Excuse me, but the bartender asked me to ask you to step away from the bar. You're melting all the ice. 8. Hello, my name is Mister Right. I heard that you were looking for me? 9. I'm not a magical genie, but I'll try my hardest to make your dreams come true. 10. You look familiar. Were you on the cover of Vogue last month? 11. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No, you don't? Well then, how about a date? 12. Are you a model for Victoria's Secret? 13. Well, I stand corrected. I thought the swimsuit models in Sports Illustrated where the most beautiful women in the world... until I met you. Recently
Katy Perry
classic Demi Moore, circa 1994 So what are you going to do if you are lucky enough to run into one of these recently available, back-on-the-market celebrity hotties? Would you know what to say, or would you just stand there, a trembling, tongue-tied, puppy-dog-eyed, drooling weirdo? Don't blow it! Be like a boy scout and be prepared. Make sure you pick your favorite corny pick up line above and then commit it to memory. Write it on a black board one hundred times if you have to - just be sure you can recite it at the drop of a hat, no matter what the situation. You never know when the person in line behind you at your neighborhood 7-11 at 2am in the morning buying a six pack of Coors Light might be Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, or even Demi Moore. Remember these corny pickup lines! And good luck! want more pickup lines? check out our original... "Serving up some of the internet's finest bar humor and
bar jokes since 2010!"
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