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super cheesy pick up linesWhat's a bar without some drunken patron slurring a few cheesy (or just plain stupid) pick up lines? Well, the Thursty Toad has heard more that its fair share of cheesy pick up lines, and I mean real cheesy... like blue cheese, cheddar cheese, and limburger cheese cheesy! (is anyone else out there familiar with Limburger cheese?)

Here are some of the best super cheesy pickup lines we've heard here at the Thursty Toad, though we can't really vouch for them and a few of them are rumored to have resulted in a drink being thrown into the person's face...

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1. No, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by your beauty.

2. I was so distracted by your beauty that I walked into that wall over there. So I'm afraid I'm going to need to get your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

3. If I had a nickel for each time I saw someone as beautiful as you are, I'd have five cents.

4. If I was a traffic light, I would turn red each time you drove by, just so that I could have the pleasure of admiring you a little a bit longer.

5. If ten thousand artists worked for ten thousand years, they still could never create a work of art as beautiful as you.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea... I'm afraid that I just can't hold it in.

7. I know milk does a body good.. so I'm wondering... do you drink the whole dairy farm every day?

8. I know I don't have my library card with me, but is it okay if I check you out?

9. Somebody had better notify God, because heaven is missing an angel!

10. Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I need to walk by again?.

11. I'm going to have to arrest you for robbery... because you've stolen my heart.

12. If an angel gave me a star every time you brightened my day, I'd have an entire galaxy in my hand.

13. Darn it. There seems to be something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your phone number in it.

14. If you were a booger in my nose, I'd pick you first.

15. If this bar is a meat market, then I'd have to say you  must be the prime rib.

16. I have to be honest with you. I'm not as tall as I may look. I'm sitting on my wallet.

17. If beauty was measured like time, then you would be eternity.

18. You must be lost. Because heaven is a long way away from here.

19. I'm battling the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight, but my will power is weak.

20. Hi. I'm an honest thief, so I need to tell you that I am here to steal your heart.

21. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought of you, the night sky would soon be empty.

22. Honey, if you were printed words on a page, you would be the FINE PRINT!

23. I have an 'boo boo' on my lip. Will you please kiss it and make it better?

24. Hi, my name is Doug. That is "god" spelled backwards... but with tiny bit of you all wrapped up in it.

25. (hold out your hand to her and ask) Would you please hold this for me while I go for a walk?

26. Hi, I'm a psychic, and I can tell you love me. Am I right? [NO!] Oh, I always seem to get 'love' and 'lust' mixed up.

27. Don't you think we'd we look cute together on the top of on a wedding cake?

28. When God created you, he was showing how amazing he is.

29. Honey, are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

30. You must be partially magnetic, because you just attracted me over here.

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Do you know of any amazingly great cheesy pick up lines that you haven't seen here?
Or do you know of any funny, corny, silly, dumb, cute, classic, short, dirty, overly romantic, obnoxious, original, and/or otherwise foolish pick up lines that belong here?
Drop us a line and let us know, and share your best pick up line with us.
We'll test your pick up lines on some of the beautiful bar flies here at the Thursty Toad.
If they work, and maybe even if they don't, you might just get a free beer and a bowl of stale beer nuts.

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31. Is it incredibly hot in here, or is it just you?

32. You are so incredibly hot that you would make the devil himself sweat.

33. You are so gorgeous I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

34. You're so hot, you could probably light a candle from across the room.

35. It's hard to believe that God is will to share something as perfect as you.

36. This isn't a beer belly. It's the fuel tank of a love machine.

37. I'm really not trying to impress you, but... my friends call me Superman!

38. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me hot.

39. This must be the end of the rainbow because I just found the treasure I've been searching for.

40. Hey, is it just me dreaming, or are we destined to be together forever?

41. Well, I am here. Now tell me what your other two wishes were?

42. I had no idea that angels can fly so low!

43. You must be part broom... 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

44. Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

45. Are you ok? I was afraid you got hurt when you fell from Heaven.

46. What time are you supposed to be back at Heaven?

47. Is your name Katrina? Because you rock me like a hurricane!

48. If you were filet mignon I'd have to say you would be well done.

49. I'm pretty sure that no word exists in the English language that fully describes just how beautiful you are.

50. See all the keys I have? The only one I'm missing is the key your heart.

51. Stop, drop, and roll, baby, because you are on fire!

52. Be careful where you're direct that beauty or you're going to set something on fire.

53. Your lips look very lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

54. Dr. Phil says I have a problem with commitment...Would you like to help me prove him wrong?

55. I'm new in town and don't know my way around. Can you give me directions to your place?

56. You must be exhausted from running through my mind all night.

57. Did you know how that skin is the largest organ on the human body? Except in my case.

58. Is the airport somewhere around here, or is it just my heart I feel taking off?

59. Sorry, honey, but I think you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

60. I hope you know CPR, because you just stopped my heart.

61. Hey, can you help me... I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

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Sometime romance just isn't meant to be, even with the most cheesiest of cheesy pick-up lines... which reminds me of a joke :) ...

The judge at the local courthouse banged his gavel to start the day and said, "First case."
A woman stood up and approached the judge.
The woman said, "Your honor, I would like to divorce my husband."
The judge looked at her case paperwork and then asked the woman, “Do you have grounds?”
The woman stared at him, apparently a bit puzzled, and said, “Grounds, your honor? Well, yes, we do have about two acres.”
“No,” said the judge, “What I meant is, do you have a grudge?”
The woman appeared to become more puzzled, and replied, “Well, no, your honor, we only have a carport.”
The judge shook his head, and said, “Let me get to the point. Does your husband beat you up?”
The woman replied, “Oh, no your honor, I’m always up by 6 and my husband doesn't get up until after 7.”
The judge became exasperated. He stared directly at the woman and asked very slowly, “Look, lady, what are you doing here? What is your reason for wanting a divorce?”
The woman replied, “Because my husband says we have a failure to communicate.”

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